my birthday is coming! the wishlist has been updated for your convenience. i know, i'm a pig. don't worry, plenty of people have already let me know.

i'm sorry to have to break my silence for this, but i feel compelled to comment on the following excerpt from your blog:

"I love squirrels. I would like one as a pet, as long as the worms didn't get it. I would call it Bonk."

what the hell, fraser? you would call it "bonk"? why? would you get me a wee fellow called "shag" to play with it? what weird squirrel fantasies are you harboring?