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OU SUCKS at a level which is Inversely Proportionate to the Degree at which Carlos Spencer Kicks Ass

once again my number one referrer (OU SUCKS, of course) has been knocked out of the top spot by a current event. as you know, (of course you do) the all blacks beat the springboks 19-11 at the house of pain in dunedin on saturday night. it was a far cry from the lopsided scorelines of the last two matches, but who came through for nz? you already knew this - carlos spencer. he scored 14 of the 19 points with penalty kicks and a conversion, and his game seems to be coming around right in time for the world cup. which perhaps is why my referrer log is jammed up with searches for:

carlos+spencer
carlos+spencer+naked
carlos+spencer+toffee+pops
carlos+spencer+wife
carlos+spencer+photographs
carlos+spencer+pictures
carlos+spencer+jpg

so, to those of you coming here looking for carlos spencer naked: i'm very sorry. after months of intense negotiation i have been unable to get carlos naked, and if i did, i would certainly not make him available to the general population.

for anyone looking for information about toffee pops, the delicious cookies made popular in a very sexy ad featuring carlos spencer: if you aren't lucky enough to live in nz, you can buy them online and have them shipped anywhere in the world. but if you know someone who can send you some, even better, because the alternative varieties are the best - i like the dark chocolate ones, and the extreme pops are good, too.

if you are looking for information about carlos spencer having a wife, unfortunately that is not being provided here. carlos is always single on this site.

you might find some carlos spencer pictures elsewhere on this site. none today. ok, one.


finally, i have had some queries regarding the lack of poetry to accompany the important nz win over aussie and now over the recent victory. to explain, i would have to refer you back to the previous poetry and point out a certain joy the author found in pointing out the struggles that carlos was having with his kicking game. as mr. spencer's performance improves, the poet's inspiration seems to grow weaker. i think he wants to love carlos, but sometimes it is hard for a man.

besides, auckland poet-cops are very busy.

Sunday 10-Aug-03

It was with a chuckle that I heard one of the commentators mention seeing Carlos practising before the game. It obviously paid off. I guess that puts paid to my hair gel theory. ;)

posted by: sarah on Sunday 10-Aug-03

here's a 'carlos-centric' poem for ya ash!

so carlos got his goals over
five from five ain't bad
it must have been his hair gel
and of that we're all glad

shame about his kicking game his punt placement was quite evil and as for his tackle of the big bok, Bands that really was very feeble still, i'm one happy AB supporter because things are looking up carlos'll help bring home the bledisloe next week and in november, the world cup.

posted by: tony on Monday 11-Aug-03

thanks, tony! we can all rest easy now that 'los has been properly memorialized in verse. at least someone with poetic prowess can appreciate his brilliance.

that tackle must have been embarrassing, not a person has let it go by without a mention. poor carlos. stick with the finesse moves, darling.

posted by: ash on Monday 11-Aug-03

heh...embarrassing tackle... Enough juvenile giggling. Sorry. Carlos kicked superbly. I had a friend at the game who said he shanked every practice attempt before the game. Despite this bad start he knocked them over continuously during the game. Hats off for turning it on when necessary. Well done. Opinion on the Carlos faux-hawk Ash? I'm with Tony on this one. I don't think just because we didn't win by 50 points that it is a sign of weakness in the team. Bring on the West Islanders on Saturday. The Bledisloe should be coming home for the first time since 97.

posted by: Fraser on Monday 11-Aug-03

While my knowledge of rugby is not great...I enjoy the game....but I am always for a resounding chorus of OU SUCKS OU SUCKS OU SUCKS

posted by: Haynie on Monday 18-Aug-03

Thought you might like to have a perve at this. Surely a man that can look good with red eyes AND bowling shoes must be fine!

posted by: sarah on Tuesday 23-Sep-03

being in Australia i don't get to hear that much about Carlos. Hopefully with the World Cup here now he will get maximum publicity. Keep posting those pictures, i can't get them anywhere herre in Australia.

posted by: amy on Monday 13-Oct-03

Hey Carlos..you rock the grounds mate...keep doing your best..and most of all...tackle em down mate..well love ya...all the best!

posted by: Delani on Tuesday 28-Oct-03

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