I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

recently simon and alex at malpractice were concerned that so many people reached their site searching for a lawyer - a completely understandable mistake. these are the things people are looking for when they find strangecurrency.com:

1. "ou+sucks"
2. "duke+sucks"
i don't think anyone will be disappointed if they are searching for these terms, actually, because ou sucks and duke sucks, and you can find that out anywhere.
3. "rita's+water+ice"
if you live at my house, you are basically equidistant from two rita's water ice houses, one is in frazer on rt. 30, and one in downingtown just off rt. 113, uh, also on rt. 30. for the lady that asked me about franchising, i don't know, but i bet it's expensive.
4. "beth+eggers"
if you came here to find out if beth eggers is dead, you will be disappointed, because i don't know either. the whole point of that post is that i was thinking about how weird it was that people thought about things like that.
5. "john+freyer"and/or "all+my+life+for+sale" and/or "great+old+box"
you will never be disappointed if you came here to find out about john freyer and the great old box. it's my favorite thing to talk about. you might have to look around a little, though. when you search for "john+freyer" the first link that comes up is his own site. go to that. it's a lot better.

i guess i will retire "strongbad+email" from the list. now that he is so popular i don't think i am very high on the list anymore, and i don't get too many visitors from searches for strongbad. goodbye, homestar runner fans!

Friday 09-May-03