F You

i shared a fuck story on harrumph.

Verisign sucks. please help dean allen make them pay. he likes the word "fuck" also.

(if you were too fucking lazy to click on my fucking link, you cheater - )

heather asked: "could we all agree that fuck is no longer a naughty, four letter unmentionable?"
what follows is my contribution to her "ode to fuck" -

"this is the perfect time for this. just last weekend, my family was gathered together at the event of my grandmother's funeral. i was sitting in her living room with my mother and brother, holding court on some topic or another - specifics have escaped me now - when suddenly, out of my mouth comes "I can't fucking believe that!" the F-word was halfway out when i realised my mother was in the room and thought better of it, but what could i do? i just barreled on, tried to look normal, and hoped for the best. i was expecting some reaction, but nothing. i guess, at 28, i am finally a grown-up."

Friday 03-May-02