August 31, 2003

No, Pokes!

http://www.okstate.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=1426&SPID=143&DB_OEM_ID=200&ATCLID=24842 Nebraska shuts down Ok St after getting booed off field at halftime
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August 20, 2003

NYPD Recovers Stolen Segway

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/08/20/segway.arrest/index.html kid didn't think anything weird about paying $75 for it on the street
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who could have predicted it?

http://washingtontimes.com/world/20030817-105449-9384r.htm it turns out astrology is all just a bunch of shit
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August 19, 2003

Behind the Juice

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0822/ Ecto Cooler Mystery solved at last
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Baylor coach says "Lie about the dead guy"

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/08/19/baylor.scandal/index.html with friends like these...
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August 18, 2003

once were warriors

http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/gerardandkim/ "the tragic yet rapid decline of australian rugby..."
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Fall River cop busted for smoking

http://www.unknownnews.net/030818demonweed.html MA law bans tobacco for staties
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August 11, 2003

Sesame St. for Grownups

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/11/wkd.avenueq.ap/index.html these puppets drink, swear, and have sex. just like us. except the sex.
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August 10, 2003

time for something diff'rent

http://eastbayexpress.com/issues/2003-08-06/recall2.html/1/index.html can gary coleman terminate arnold?
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Gotta Love Bucks County

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-08072003-137726.html killers pose dead dog in lounge chair at trailer home
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August 05, 2003

sex, drugs and cocoa puffs excerpt

http://www.fimoculous.com/calendar-search.cfm?month=8&day=5&year=2003 these guys might as well be mike and me
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August 03, 2003

another bright?

http://www.plasticbag.org/archives/2003/08/on_the_existence_of_god.shtml atheism is "obvious. self-explanatory." to tom at plasticbag
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