My dog Harley is Missing

my 6 month old jack russell terrier - harley - has gone missing. he is white with chocolate brown marks. he weighs about 10 pounds. his collar was off but he is microchipped. he was last seen about 9am on saturday, october 1 on linvilla orchard in media, pa. then he was gone.

good dog

i got a new puppy about a month ago, another jack russell terrier. his name is harley. i miss my old dog, moose, all the time and i wanted a new dog to sleep in bed with me at night. but in this house there is another dog, a big lab. so now if harley sleeps with me the other dog has to sleep with me, as well, and it is causing all kinds of sleeplessness.

Alert! Alert!

So, I saw a link to my page today and it reminded me that it was here. It's about time for my annual message to the fans. I am gearing up. This is just to get you all ready.

Nope, Still Not Dead

i still don't have a computer. and going to kinko's has lost its charm.

in visiting my own site for the first time in several months, i see that my comments have been taken over by advertisers. please know that i do not use or endorse these products and services. well, i might, i haven't really looked at all of them. but i don't have time to delete them anymore. maybe i will disable my comments. when i get a new computer.

it's been snowing. things have been going either really well or really badly for me lately. not so much of the in-between.

Real News!

ok, now i have some news!

last friday, i went to sam's club to buy some crap in bulk, and they told me my membership was revoked! revoked by my own mother. see, i only shop at sam's club because i have been riding free on my mom's account for the past ten years. and then one day i go and i'm revoked.

which really would have been enough to convince me to stop shopping at sam's club altogether, except that i had just invested an hour there filling up my shopping cart with shit that i absolutely had to have once it was in there. except the combo vcr/dvd player... i put that back. so once i heard about the revocation there was nothing for me to do except buy my own membership on the spot. so i suggested this, and they said i had to walk over and get my picture taken. so i did, and i think while i was standing there i left my cell phone on the counter. and then a minute later i was looking for it to call and mom and ask her WTF, but i couldn't find it. and indeed, it was lost forever.

so i went to t-mobile, where i was told that i was perfectly welcome to purchase a new phone at my own expense. so of course, i found the most expensive one in the store and now i can record videos on my phone which i'm sure will come in mighty handy.

and, at this point, i can't call anyone because the phone number of every person i know is on my lost phone. and so i sit home all weekend alone.

the story continues on monday. i was out doing fitness things in the dark at 9pm (to explain this would take much more space) and i tripped and fell. and now i have a broken leg. yes, that's right, if you have been reading this blog forever you will recall from the dark past a photo of my cast-enclosed leg. well, this time it's the right side, so i am having trouble even driving.

so i am laying on the ground crying, with the jagged edges of my shattered bones rubbing together (ok, i made that up) and having a phone empty and devoid of the numbers of any friend or acquaintance that might come to my assistance. i felt completely and utterly alone in this world.